Desperat Ray Wives

no its not a comedy its a drama like on the TV shows with a hint of comedy since i cant resist.


episode 1.

hello dear reader. You have the misfortune to pick this at your book to read, iam sorry theres no violence,its about 3 ladies who are best friends and live on raysteria lain. The first lady is Kassandra Bines she is a head strong woman who have to have everything perfect, she lives in a big beautiful white house, with the greenest award winning lawn. She has 2 children who she loves so much Boy and Sasuke Bines, her husband is the type of man who you expect to be always working and on time, his name Rayquaza bines. She runs a small bakery in the town and hopeing she will soon get into a big bakery.

The second lady always has nothing going her way, she always has a problem and she never seems to always have the right thing going on. Her name is PN people call her Pn because her real name is Patricia Noland and she doesn't like it. She has one beautiful teenage son called Mercury Noland. She got divorced by her husband Soccerryle Boyed who is now living in mexico somewhere. Pn is a teacher and she always has that personality to make people laugh. PN in her free time writes books and has inspired many with laughter.

The third and last lady is a rich younge girl named Rialys Spencer. Rialys works as a super model. She has worked in movies and is a big star. She is childless and is married to Monkey Spencer. Monkey Spencer or Professor Monkey Spencer is a big time brain surgeon. Monkey and Rialys have loads of money and they live in the best house on the street.

These three ladies are best friends they meet over the weekends to talk about there week or come over for a game of cards, and gossip about there friends.

*Spencer house*

Rialys: Oh monkey did you hear what happened today?

Noland house*

Pn: I cant belive it how could this happend?

Bines house*

Kassandra: This is impossible.

Spencer*

Monkey: What happened babes?

Nolan*

Mercury: whats wrong mum?

Bines*

Sasuke: hmmm

Spencer*

Rialys: Chrono is dead.

Monkey: No that cant be. Chrono cant die. Hes so young
Rialys: Read then news paper look it says doesnt it "Today Chrono Fouler, Shot himself and died."

Monkey: Wow and Chrono was my best man at the wedding.

Rialys: I remember our wedding and Chrono did that speech about you guys in college.

Monkey:Yea.

Rialys: wow its late already well I hope this is going to be ok, some poeple arent going to like this tho.

Monkey: well i told you to not surf the news before bed now your not going to be able to sleep your going to be thinking about Chrono.

Rialys: yea i know but still its a bumber and everyone thought he was a crazy person tho, and he pushed everyone away.

Monkey: hunny i know chrono dieing is upsetting but dont cry. common no one really liked him anyways. i know i did but that was a long time ago.

Rialys: Ok i will try lets get some rest, takle this tomorrow.

Monkey: thats the spirit.

Bines*

Kassandra: The crazy guy from down the street commited suicide last night, and it came out on Rasteria lain news today.

Sasuke: What do you expect Rasteria news is slow. iam sure who evers running it is triing ther best.

kssandra: still but anyways he was crazy. and arent you suppoze to be in bed its a school night you know.

Sasuke: Do i have to go.

Kassandra: yes now march

Noland*

Pn: mecury go to bed.

Mercury: what happened first ?

Pn: the crazy guy chrono died

Mercury: Did he does that mean its haunted

Pn: No he just died.

Mercury; Oh ok.

Pn: Now go to bed. dam the raysteria lain news is slow. OOO new fungal remover discovered mercury will need that for his foot.

Er...me? A supermodel? But I'm too short...

o.o You killed yourself off? Okay, that's a bit odd. Aside from that, interesting...I wonder how it's going to turn out eventually? And lol at the slow news an pn's last line. Appropriate for Merc, him being a runner and a swimmer and whatever. ^_^

LMFAO, Why am I in Mexico??

Mercury, I am your Father. Obey Me. -_- (JK XD)

Good Story. Poor Chrono.

I hope eventually I come back from Mexico.. lol

let's have a moment of silence for Chrono's Death...he was the second smartest guy in collage(second to me of course)...
*moment of silence*
now then...! MARRIED TO A SUPER MODEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!
can't wait for chapter 2, lol

Monkey

Great so far! Roll on chapter 2! I found the descriptions/introductions of the 3 ladies at the beginning funny! XD

Chapter 2

Every day monkey Spencer would go to work. While Rialys would sit on her porch watching the neighbores jogging by some stopping to say hello. Or she would watch the mothers holding there children's hands as they crossed the rode or watching the children do work. When Monkey Spencer retourned home he was in for a suprize at 3pm ...

Rialys: I want to have a baby.
Monkey: what a baby, are you sure, do you want to think about this?
Rialys: Yea iam sure, i want something to call my own I want a baby.
Monkey: But you have jewelery.
Rialys: Monkey, everyday you go to work i see all the happy mothers with there babies and i want the experience of one.
Monkey: Rialys, all the do is poop, eat and drool.
Rialys: So. I thought you would be happy. Your always saying you want a baby and how iam taking it to slow.
Monkey: Me? Really? Well i wouldn't mind a son.
Rialys: Great well, shall we try?
Monkey:......right. Race you to the bed.

Noland*

*knock on the door*

PN: Mercury, can you get that dear.
Mercury: God do I have to do everything around here?
*Mercury opens the door*
Kassadra:Oh hi Mercury. Is Pn here?
Mercury: Mum Kassandra's here.
Pn: Oh Mercury, would you call her Mrs. BInes
*Mercury goes upstairs to his room*
Pn: I really dont know whats gotten into that boy, since his father left
Kass: have your heard from Soccerryle
Pn: who really cares all he has to do is send those checks and iam happy.
Kass: Well anyways did you hear.
Pn: Hear what?
Kass: My bakery is turing into a resturant.
Pn: Is it? Thats great news, isn't it?
Kass: Yes it is, i thought bakery was a bit narrow minded and Ray says i shoul expand it.
Pn: Thats lovely.
Kass: I know isn't it. But thats not the best bit.
Pn: Then what is?
Kass: My Contractor who is rebuilding the building and interior design is none other than Christopher Schindler!
Pn: Get out of town.
Kass: Yes he agreed to do it for 20% of the company how could i lose.
Pn: Isn't Christopher Schindler the guy who did Rialys's house?
Kass: The one and only.
Pn: Well thats lucky.
Kass: Well Rialys actually put me in touch with him, he was delighted and wants to start emidietly, iam going to go have a drink and talk about buisness with him so i better not be late.
Pn: No you better, and put in a good word for me!

*kass exits will saying : WILL DO PN*

Patricia Noland...o.O That's not even my real name XD Hey, why am I the teacher? Everyone else has better jobs haha..But why did you make me married to Soccerryle and then have me divorce? My real parents are divorced and that doesn't make me feel too good...

pn wrote:

Hey, why am I the teacher? Everyone else has better jobs

HEY! teachers are great, and i've had plenty of hott single teachers, who's to say your not hott?

Monkey

Well...I sure do have problems because of people here.

WTF?! Why the hell do I have to have Boy as a son!!! And.. and... Thats just.... ew.... when you think about it... >.>
...Sasuke will make a good 'child' though. =P

It's good though so far. (((((MAKE MONKEY HAVE A DAUGHTER!!!)))))

BTW, I think this is a bit funny, but my bf's name is Monkey and Rialys last name in the story, lol.

Kass

I like the story so far keep it up! Lol thanks Kass XD

Who edited this? Wow Justin...Stop it

Nice chapter. Keep it up!

>.> Can I please be married to someone else? -______-"

pn wrote:

>.> Can I please be married to someone else? -______-"

PN, you aren't married in the story at the moment. You were married to Justin but now you're divorced and no longer married... Lol!

So many possible storylines - I wonder what will happen next...

Why did Chrono make me married to Justin anyways? -____-

pn wrote:

Why did Chrono make me married to Justin anyways? -____-

Its a story. I don't understand why you are so distressed by it...

gawd people its a story and iam not taking any ideas, i have a plot and its a good plot i have every story writen out as a plan on each paper (yes i was bored) should i just ruin it so you all know why you are in the position your in....i dont mind you dicussing the story but stop giving me ideas in due time you will understand whats happing, its a drama haven't any of you guys seen it? If you all keep acting like this i will pull the plug on this project and none of you will know what happens......

Neighborers like to boast, if its about; there shiny new sports car, there new home made recipes, or how they are going to turn a bakery in to a restaurant.
Kassandra Bines was working hard to change her famous bakery to a restaurant. Her contractor was Mr Schindler he was very famous for his work. But some find him annoying.....

Bines's restaurant

Chris: We should take down this wall and turn the spare room to join to this room to make it into a dance floor.
Kass:Great idea Chris most certainly.
Rayquaza: Your joking we need that room to hold the cleaning supplies.
Chris: We will make another room for it.
Ray: Why are we having a dance floor anyways? its a restaurant not a night club.
Chris: We want to make a positive atmostphere not a negative and dance is a great form of expression to show happiness and if one persons happy, in theory everyone should slowly turn happy.
Ray: But what if people want a quiet dinner with peacefull melodies?
Chris: Thats upstairs, you see were sound proofing the wall so that upstairs they can have all the romance and lovedovy all they want and down stairs we will have head banging fun.
Ray: Isnt that a tad expensive?
Kass: Ray would you be quiet, who cares about expence we will get all the money we need to pay off the dept when we start the buisness.
Ray: Dept?
Chris:Well to cover for the expence we are taking out a loan from the back, and i have a friend who works there so no interest.
Ray: A loan?
Kass: Oh Ray dont worry.
Ray: Worry? May i ask how much is this loan?
Chris: Half a million for the restaurant and half a million for me.
*ray falls on the floor*

Spencer*

Monkey: Rialys baby that was great.
Rialys: oh i had better.
Monkey: What!
Rialys: Joking
Monkey: Oh good, so when do we find out if we are going to have a baby?
Rialys: i dont really know. Monkey maybe make an apointment for the doctor tomorrow
Monkey: Ok will do.
Rialys turns to monkey*
Rialys: Monkey do you love me.
Monkey: more than anything babes.
Rialys: Do you think iam fat?
Monkey: Hell no. why say that?
Rialys: Well at work at the photo shoot some of the girls look skinnier than me.
Monkey: No one is skinnier than you... honestly if anyone was skinnier than you they would be dead.
Rialys: Awww thank you monkey......
Monkey: Well i gotta go in i will make the appointment for tomorrow ok?
Rialys: thanks.

Noland*

Pn: God iam so bored. And theres no thing to do.
Mecury comes down stairs*
Pn: Ah mercury, what are you up to today.
Mecury: What i did nothing.
Pn: what do you mean, i was just askng.
Mercury: Oh i was going to go hang out with boy today.
Pn: Do you want me to drive you anywhere?
Mercury: no its ok.
Pn: Please iam bored.
Mercury: Why dont you go to Rialys's house. iam sure she would like to go shopping.
Pn: Fine, go, i dont mind gettng rejected from my own sun *picks up phone and speed dials rialys*
Pn: Hi rialys, you wanna go shopping?
Rialys: Sure. i will pick you up in 5 minutes or so.
Pn: Ok.

*5 minutes later*

Pn: What took you so long?
Rialys: It was 5 minutes.
Pn: So shall we go shopping.
Rialys: Definitely i need new clothes, these are so yesterday.
Pn: When did you buy them?
Rialys: Yesterday.
Pn: Oh.
Rialys: Do you wanna know a secreat
Pn: Sure you know me iam one for the secreats.
Rialys: Me and Monkey are trying for a baby.
Pn: Really congratulations, its going to be so nice so see what you and monkey's baby will look like, since monkey is quiet a hunk and your a super model.
Rialys: Oh shut up.
Pn: What iam only a little headmistress teacher at a school where they dont need me, since the new deputy head is so efficient.
Rialys: Is that why your on holliday all the time?
Pn: Yep, but what i really want to be is a writer.
Rialys: What like a newspaper/magazine writer.
Pn: I could start there.
Rialys: Hey, i can help you, i know the writer to "Whats what USA" Magazine.
Pn: Do you?
Rialys: Yep, and i can ask him to help to see if he has a job.
Pn: GET OUT!! Thank you so much.
Rialys: Dont worry i will give him a call.

Pn and rialys go shopping*

lol
me being pn's son is just weird o.O

Lol! Funny chapter! Keep it coming!

Chris wrote:

pn wrote:

Why did Chrono make me married to Justin anyways? -____-

Its a story. I don't understand why you are so distressed by it...

It's about something. I won't explain anything else.

*is still making an appointment*
damn doctors...always busy...>.>
but seriously great work, keep it up
(still wanted Monkey to have a 3-Way affair with Kass and pn, but whatever >.>)

Monkey

Lol Monkey. You have the supermodel already xD. Teachers are boring. "Ok class, turn your books to page 347 and read the page. Then answer the review questions."