LOL XD

Want to hear a dirty joke?

Man played in the mud.

Want to hear a clean joke?

Man took a bath with bubbles.

Want to hear another dirty joke?

Bubbles was the guy next door!

A young mother was teaching her son how to take a pee. So she syas how to in steps. 1.Take out your Crown Jewels 2.Pull foreskin back 3.Let nature take its course 4.Push foreskin forward 5.Put away your Crown Jewels 6.Flush the toilet.

She regulary heard her son saying the numbers of the steps 1….2….3….4….5….6! All done mummy!

But one day she walked past his room and was disturbed to hear: 2…4…2…4…2…4

LMAO! Those two are both hilarious! I gotta remember that! XDD

i dont get the second one..i have heard of the first one several times though

HAHAHAHAAH they're both so funny specially the second one.

Pn!? You don't get the second one?...Well, it's only natural that you don't...Haha!

a woman got a new computer and wanted to make it safe so she started thinking of a password for it. no matter how long she thought she just couldnt think of a password

then her husband comes over to help. he thinks for a sec and then trys to make the password MYP*NIS . The computer denied it and said “the password is not long enough”

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Weird...
I didn't find it funny either...

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Osmana bin Laden sent Mr Bush a coded message to let him know he’s still alive:

3 7 0 H S S V 0 7 7 3 H

Bush is baffled even the FBI, CIA & NASA can’t decipher it.

They ask Britains MI-6 for help. MI-6 replies “tell the president he’s holding it upside down”!

There are 3 guys and they go for a hike in the forest. About halfway through their trip they stumble upon a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals tell them they have to preform a task otherwise they will be eaten. The 3 guys agree, and the cannibals tell them to go into the forest and find 10 Fruits and bring them back. They all go off on their own to find 10 fruits and guy #1 comes back to the cannibal tribe with 10 apples. The cannibals now say, you must shove all 10 of those up you butt without making a face expression or any noises. So he tries to push 1 apple up there and starts yelling, so the cannibals eat him. Guy #2 comes back with 10 grapes, and the cannibals say, you must shove all 10 of those up you butt without making a face expression or any noises. So guy #2 shoves, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and on the 9th grape he starts cracking up laughing. So the cannibals eat him. Guy #1 and Guy #2 meet up in heaven and guy #1 asks guy #2 why he was laughing. Guy #2 says he saw guy #3 comming out of the forest with pineapples.

the last one is funny but i have already heard of it

A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too.."

So there was this huge tornado down in Mexico recently. Destroyed 1 house killed hundreds.

Sorry to revive a 1 week old thread but i saw this comment on youtube about the Chris Brown and Rihanna incident and made me laugh lol.

the truth about what happen with chris brown and rihanna is they were riding in the car and chris turned off the radio
she said please dont stop the music
he tolded her to shut up or hes going to beat her from wall to wall
she said shut up and drive
he beat her with an umbrella
and when the cops were looking for him
he had to run it run it ..............

0.o I dont get them