How to be a pokemon master.

Sup kids, I havent played since the world cup, (which is 3months ago) and I admit I kinda miss the game a bit. So today I got bored and decide to grab some teams and smash ppl on showdown. I played 30 battles, used 3 teams (10 battles with each team) and won 29 out of 30 battles-

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The first set of battles, I decide to use my rain offense team with chomper and loom. This team is very offensive rain team and can get you some quick wins. The downside of this team is that it is very weak to kingdra. Im relying on the fact that many people know that kingdra is one of the worst dragon outside of rain, and most rain teams usually carry celebi or ferrothorn so because of that the usage of kingdra is very low. Now should they use kingdra vs me, I have to force the outrage or draco and kill it off with scizor.

Result 10-0:

The next 10 battles, I decide to use my clear skies/sash offense team with chomper and loom again. To me its a very effective hyper offense team and probably the best offensive style right now. The downside of this team is that if your opponent run a spin blocker that starmie cannot get through like dusclops or cofagrius (these mons are rare so idgaf), you would be in big trouble. This type of team has gotten me alot of good results in the smogon tours and spl. As you will see my only lost is because a guy used a shitty dusclops as a spinblocker. (Missing 1 battle due to opponent DC in turn 1)

Result 9-1:

The last set of battles, I decide to use a sand bulky offense team and won 10-0. While this team is not as offensive as my other 2 teams, it is a safe team to use as you wont have to worry about taking big risk or run into a team that completely shut you down. I also get paired up with the guy who beat me and smashed him in 10 turns lol(im missing 1 battle again cus opponent dc)

Result 10-0:

So thats how I did it, pretty easy huh? cant wait till the next smogon tour or 6th gen....

Alright Allen gen 6 is a month and half away, ALMOST time to get our asses back in shape...
Team EG (Evil Genius) let's go!

Hell chyea man, i've been lazy as fk too... only play cus I saw you guys battling and I kinda miss it a bit.

Btw you need a partner yo, Insane got loom, I got chomper, whos your partner?!

I'll accompany you if you so wish. Kinda glad I don't have to ladder against you though, Allen.

Hmm, missin' Deoxys-D hard right now. I'll go with Latios, want Jirachi but I use Latios on more teams, that's my bro.

Team EG as of now: Allen, me, Insane(?)

If you don't mind, I would in fact like to be on this team. I'll bring Landorus-T to accompany me.

K first off nice to see you back fleur second of all, you better not be thinking of making that team without me in it lol. Ill let typhlo sit out and go with uhh infernape maybe. Gonna leave that slot open. Just have to get my battle skills back in shape. A bit rusty

In accordance to Allen's previous statement, baton is dead, please let it rest in peace.
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/oucurrent-48583419

Never Give Up - The Hippowdon Story and how he overcame adveristy...
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/oucurrent-48585191

Keep in mind both of these were while tweaking teams, no serious laddering rating was hurt in the making of these videos.

We dont accept players unless we know ur not a noob. We dont fk with noobs. Here are the requirements.

Get 2200 on showdown in any OU tier after 30 battles. Showdown tend to have a glitch that gives you a bunch of points before 20 battles. So you need to play at least 30 battles to see your real rank.

Ask taylor swift for more details.

You can ask Allen as to whether or not I'm a noob. I'm a bit tired of laddering, as seeing the same One Direction over and over is mind-numbing and unexciting.


"You can ask Allen as to whether or not I'm a noob"

Forgetting that this is Allen I'm talking to. Great.